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  • Farewell Curtis

    April 17, 2019

    Non-Fiction

    I thought about Curtis today, while sledding under the eagles. My two daughters and I dressed in our black marshmallow pants and mismatched scarves and hats. The wind turned plastic toboggans into kites, while the eagles soared in circles above us. Six or ten of them, all doing circles above the Mississippi, capitalizing on the […]


    Baby Target Practice

    April 12, 2019

    Non-Fiction

    “Why’s there a baby head on the counter?” my wife asked me, coming halfway down the basement stairs. “Are you mad?” “Well, its not normal.” I grinned and kept watching television. She was still on the stairs with her coat and briefcase. “So, why’s the baby head in the kitchen?” I told her how I […]


    Graverobbing

    April 12, 2019

    Non-Fiction

    January, 2007: I am neither grave robber nor sadist. Neither saintly nor sick. Melancholy is the only word that can describe my first day of 2007. “Why?” is the first reply everyone has given me. Why did I dig up my best friend? My one true friend through that terrible decade? Why did I dig […]


    The Red Oven

    April 12, 2019

    Fiction

    Characters: AUNTIE JEAN: Woman in her fifties or sixties. Frumpy by trying to look glamorous. TIMOTHY: Thin young man who looks as though he rarely sleeps or eats. JOHN WAYNE: MAE WEST: JAMES CAGNEY: TINA: Young female who works the concession stand. Extras: 3-4 people to play customers in the cinema.   Setting: ¬†One-screen cinema […]


    She Works on Tuesdays

    November 21, 2018

    Fiction

    She works on Tuesdays. Alone in that little German bar, where the prices and decor are stuck in the 70’s. She ¬†pours beer with too much foam, but no one ever complains. Not to Kara. Not to those curls. That headdress of blond plumage that is pony-tailed in the summer, and let loose in the […]