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What better way to justify perversion than with the promise of salvation?

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Nostalgia can be a drug too.

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One of the best things about monogamy, is that you use condoms for birth-control instead of pest-control.

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Sometimes I wonder if aliens planted the idea of god in our mind, and they’re tallying our prayers to determine which humans they’ll let survive.

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Instant gratification results in long-term sadness.
– Credit cards.
– Fast food.
– One night stands.
The list goes on…

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When life gets hard, I become more charitable. Two years ago we were completely broke, so I gave away all our stockpiled food to a pantry. Food we could have used, really. Like tossing 1 last coin in a fountain. Call it Karma. Call it God. Whatever it is, it usually works.

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Do atheists like making snow angels?

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One of the first steps to happiness is to eliminate your expectations.

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The best ingredients for art are pain and patience.

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Actually, I wish our leaders did act more like children…

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Even dandelions are pretty.

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They say the average American watches 2-3 hours of television per day. If that’s true, why is everyone in such a hurry?

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If we had universal health care, there will always be the option of private practice. Just like with schools.

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I wonder what Kurt Cobain would be doing today.

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Failure is easier to swallow than regret.

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Protesting rule 1: If people see you as a threat, they will not listen to you.

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If a man says he would give the world for a woman, he hasn’t seen enough of it yet.

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Whenever a man dies in a tragic accident, we always hear how he was a “good father” a “wonderful man” and a “kind-hearted husband.” So, no greedy, self-absorbed, wife-beating asshole has ever died in a car crash?

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Humane is a one-word oxymoron.

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I do just enough charity to make me feel ok about the comforts I have.

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Would the clone of an extinct animal have any instinct?

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Is it age or apathy that has brought on my liberal leprosy, this slow shedding of my ideals?

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Patience is the key to any success, be it life, love, or art.
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The behaviors of which we are most critical, we are often guilty of ourselves.

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The most despondent city in the world is probably Phuket, Thailand.

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Orwell had it wrong, We the People are Big Brother.
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Sometimes the more “connected” we are, the less connected we become.
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A strained family relationship doesn’t mean we hate the person, we may just not know how to love them.
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The more you blame the ills of society on the “other” party, the more your own party controls you.
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Selfishness is usually the only barrier to finding true love.
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Conspiracy theories are the preoccupation of the empty and the ignorant.

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So, what if Lex Luthor really did get to rule the world, why do we assume that would be so terrible? Maybe Superman is hiding something.


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